Medical Ethics Debaters Mugs

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

The Republican View of Healthcare

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Foreign policy

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'