Ethical Debaters Mugs

'Vote your conscience? Harold, you don't have a conscience.'

"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'You're making a big mistake Attorney General Holder, investigating the CIA's interrogation techniques is just pure politics ... moreover you're dangerous.'

"A philanthropist is a man who gives away publicly a fortune he should really be giving back."

"I think I know just how you feel."

"Three million a year before bonuses."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Memory Content is King

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.