Medical Discussions Mugs

'Don't even tell me it's a wart.'

'Of course you do realise your health would be a LOT better if you weren't such a fat bastard!'

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Gross."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Spelling a newspaper

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"It's time we have a talk about the alternate facts of life.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."