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Planck's Constant Nagging.

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Vladimir Nabokov

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

Popular and Unpopular Science

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'Big Issue...'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Crisis? Which crisis?'