Medical Costs Prints

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"Medicare wants its hip back."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'What kinda miracle drug costs only $6!'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

New You Plastic Surgery. That's right, doctor, I gave her the bill and her nose went right out of joint again.

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Congratulations...your cholesterol is lower than your copay."

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

Private prescription drugs

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

'Don't pay the doctor...'

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

Hospital services: Uninsured Care.

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

'I have a doctor's appointment so I'm trying to look poor.'

Health Costs

'I have good news. This should clear up in about $1800.00.'

Martin Health M.D. - practice limited to six figure diseases.

"But I'm not well yet."