Medical Commercials Prints

"Side effects include less visits by the grim reaper."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"....I may never slither again."

Stethoscope

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

Surprised doctor looking at man standing behind X-Ray machine with the image saying: SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE.

Am I Coming Down With Something?

"It's the online blood bank. Do we want to continue shopping?"

'Ready, steady, Operate'

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Save the bacon,

"They do say results will vary."

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'