Medical Comic Collector Mugs

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

Doctor's patient sees sign in waiting room designating how sick the patient must be to enter.

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'-pop in tomorrow and avoid the rash'

"You're sure we're not next?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'