Collecting Medical Comics Mugs

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"As for the helium treatments. . . things are lookin' up."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Lazy Doctor

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'For Valentine's Day!'

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

Hospital Gift Shop

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

'Your breathing test results would be normal ... if you were 3'8' and 150 years old.'

"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

"Glad to hear my health's improved since my last visit. But to be honest, Doc...I never did anything you advised!"

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

Take these three times a day until I feel better.

'You are supposed to hit the knee.'

'It doesn't look too serious.'

...The decimal point was in the wrong place.

"It's a warning from the American Hypochondriacs Association -- you've been overprescribing placebos."

What doesn't kill you might make you wish it had.

'Just as I suspected, you don't have a serious bone in your body.'