Medical Claims Specialist T-Shirts

Man in full body cast with inquiry form.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Desert Dermatologist

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

An allergist sneezing

Orthopaedist

"He's a whiz kid."

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

"According to the insurance company, you don't have a leg to stand on."

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

"But Doctor - will the government pay for Ferris Buelleritis?"