Medical Bureaucracy Navigator Prints

I'm referring you to a specialist who knows how to deal with HMO's.

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Hospital Departments

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

In/Out.

"The bad news is that we've had to cut most of the services. . . The good news is that we can now tell people in 23 languages what we don't do anymore!"

"Cardiac day patients?"

Medicare: More is Better!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

"Our first target is to work out what our target is."

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

"I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules around here. But I'd be happy to connect you with any number of people who think they do!"

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"It's funny how two intelligent people can have such opposite interpretations of the tax code!"

'We're to spend more time engaging with patients on a more compassionate 'human' level...and here are the guidelines on how to do it!'

'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'

"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."