Medical Bill Manager Prints

'Remove your clothes and your check book.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

"I'll have someone come in and prep you for the bill."

'You may have an adverse reaction when I administer this. It's your medical bill.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"If it's an expensive surgery, we now implant a GPS tracking device for the hospital's collections department."

'Don't ask how much your hospital bill is because we have no way of knowing.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

"The initial test results are in and you have excellent coverage."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

Medical Billing & Coding

'You'll be happy to know there's nothing wrong with you. That will be four thousand, three hundred and eighty two dollars.'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'I'd like a diagnosis of the disease and a prognosis of the bill.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

'The X-rays show that you still have a lot of money in your wallet.'

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"The healthcare industry has made a lot of advances in billing technology."

"He's had several billing procedures named after him."

"That's the hospital policy. Cashiers must be familiar with emergency shock treatment."