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'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Traumatology.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Copycats

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Madonna of the Pukes.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Can You Spot the Differences?

The Artist

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

International Women's Day.

Paul Klee

' A good idea '

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Ban on Free Speech

Alien David statue

Face painting.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The DaVinci Code