Medical Appreciation Week Mugs

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Long shift?'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"Turn your head and cough."

Separation

Healthcare declaration

"Who's got excellent kidney function, according to this most recent round of tests? You do! Yes, you do!"

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Thank you

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

"Forget about the raise."

I knew you wouldn't want your signature on such a messy looking letter, so I signed it myself.

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.

'Benson, when I asked for your 'undivided attention', I meant that more as a figure of speech.'

The Children's Hospital

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).