Medical Administration Pillows

"You're operation went smoothly, but we're very concerned about some post-surgical insurance complications."

"I'm waiting for a bed."

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'There's no guidance on pregnancies and swine flu...but I've 138 pages on revised waiting room management strategies..'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

vaccine wars.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'