Medic At Heart Prints

"Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Parker, but those preliminary tests indicate the advisability of a few precautions."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

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"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

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Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

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Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.