Medic At Heart Mugs

"Please don't be alarmed, Mr. Parker, but those preliminary tests indicate the advisability of a few precautions."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Keyworker

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'