Media Mythologist Mugs

Guys, I'm afraid to fall asleep. What if I have another nightmare that Anderson Cooper is taunting me? Take that, fancy anchor man.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Venus

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Studies show foods work miracles!

The Elliot Ness monster.

CIA report

Boy and Bear and Monster

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Viking Loch Ness

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Death Of Venus

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Greek A-Z Map,

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Classic News.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

The Kali De Milo.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."