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"We disagree on what's fake news."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

In the Guru District

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"