Media Ethics Enthusiast Prints

"Yes, Jake, with the same mustard-stained shirt you wore last week..."

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"Fact amnesty"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'We have to be forthright with the public. We have to have their confidence. We have to convince them we're working for the common good. Then we can invade their privacy.'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Still the Same

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Man losing his honesty

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

"We used to do business more transparently, but it was too disturbing."