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Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

The Missing Sock Returns

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."