Media Buyer Pillows

"I've been clicking all day and I still can't find the 'confused media buyers' channel!"

Musk: A short list of X advertisers and a longer list of Ex Advertisers

"Take this plane to an airport where my ads are prominently displayed and nobody will get hurt!"

Your ad here!

"You can't believe everything you read in the papers" "Lets hope we can believe everything we read about the papers"

'When you say you're a 'media buyer', does it mean ads in local newspapers

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Rocket sponsorship

"And now it's time for some comedy...a look at our alleged product sales figures..."

"It's Joe's junk yard. He wants to buy some air time on the trashiest show we've got."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Selling lemon latt�

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"