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2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Boy and girl at thier studies

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.