Mechanical Surgeon Mugs

'Voltage meter!'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Haute Suture

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Walking Luggage.

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!