Mechanical Repair T-Shirts

I didn't even know there was a "Kiss your engine goodbye" light until it came on.

Jack of all trades

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Tool Box

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

CLEAR!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Organic Soldering.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'