Mechanical Problem Solver Gifts

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Car mechanic waving white surrender flag.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

Can do...No can do

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

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"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Innovative

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.