Mechanical Jokester Gifts

"Rad's shot. Looks like a drive-by."

Electric Blanket.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Gang of Musicians

Cloud computing.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

Serpent Instrument player

"Stand back? corrupt file."