Mechanical Battles Gifts

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Warrior Woman

Motivation to work

Epic Battles

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'The knights are drawing closer'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

The Use of Cavalry

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"One of you go see who's at the door."

'I think I've got a screw loose.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Chefs about to duel with custard pies

Battle.

Erno Rubik at home.

Roman paramedic.

Robotics, Inc. Warehouse. It doesn't make sense. Those two call in sick more than then other humans, but they appear to have fewer moving parts.

Elevator Repair School. First thing, forget the old saying "What goes up, must come down"!

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

"Have a safe trip!"

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"How I deplore this senseless destruction of our historic landmarks!"

Burke and Hare and Hare