Meatpacking Worker Pillows

"Buy Silver! Buy gold! Buy bacon! Buy ham! Buy Beef!"

Burnt or Raw?

Another day in the Splenda mines

Sea weed harvest.

Ghostbasters 3

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"Gesundheit."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Milkshake Shortage

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

Time for a Raise

"Hello, I'm Ryan. I'm not your waiter, but I'm hoping you'll still leave me a whopping tip."