Meatless Gathering T-Shirts

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Wine Lady

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Moustached gentleman

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Easter Ham Free.

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

Go Veggie...

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Starmer - Just eat less.

Butcher shop +

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"No, I'm sorry, I can't recommend anything - I'm a vegetarian."

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'

devoted vegetarian.

Surrealism Circle

Vegetarian Butcher

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."

'Oh - we're a pretty eclectic bunch here.'

'Vegetarian, go straight through!'