Meat-free Muse T-Shirts

'Vegetarian, go straight through!'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

The Sensitive Dude.

Easter Ham Free.

DIY Butchers

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"Never mind - we waited so long that we ordered pizza from the place across the street!"

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Go Veggie...

'I recently became a veggie.'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

Muse/Museli

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Butcher shop +

Starmer - Just eat less.

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

'How many vegetables died for your stupid salad?'

"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."

"I suppose if I'm really honest with myself I'm not totally fine with being slaughtered."

'Actually, I'm de-toxing at the moment.'

The Birth Of A Vegetarian

The vegetarian butcher.

"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."

devoted vegetarian.

Vegetarian Butcher

"This is where we breed our meatless chickens."