Meat Packing Worker Prints

Meat Packing Workers

Burnt or Raw?

Another day in the Splenda mines

Ghostbasters 3

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Up your end.

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Gesundheit."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you that if we grew to high our ears would pop.'

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

Every cashew is an individually harvested seed bathed in acid. What a nut. What a world.

The Chop House

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Milkshake Shortage

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Time for a Raise