Meat Packer Prints

JJ Meat Packing/JJ By Products

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

How To Eliminate Some Of Those Demonstrators Calling For An End To Covid 19 Shutdowns. . .

Welcome to the Team

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

That one has all the batteries!

Burnt or Raw?

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Up your end.

"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Clearing Away Christmas

The Chop House

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Steak

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

'No! Chuck! Why?!'

A choice of sandwiches