Meat Musing Mugs

'I know you're on a diet, but they didn't HAVE any small ones!'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Important Food Groups

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

*=Hotdog

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Namasteak"

Family Butcher.

Easter Ham Free.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Down on Her.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

"Everything here is very fresh."