Meat Industry Awareness T-Shirts

The unsuspecting.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Family Butcher.

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Veal or non-veal?"

Down on Her.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"Everything here is very fresh."

'I didn't say I wanted my beef on the side. I said I wanted a side of beef.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"Bull, 6 cents a pound"

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'