Meat-free Mugs

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

Easter Ham Free.

DIY Butchers

Down on Her.

Prime Meats.

St. Agnes Catholic Church: Meatless Friday Lenten Dinner 6 PM.

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

'I recently became a veggie.'

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

Go Veggie...

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

Butcher shop +

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

Starmer - Just eat less.

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

God raises the steaks.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

'Og doesn't believe in eating meat....

It's my loins. They're tender.

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Steak

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

'My secret for long life? I've always drunk, smoked, made out with women...and hated yogurt.'

Ham selection at the supermarket meat department.

"Being a vegan should be considered an extreme sport."