Meaning Of Life Pillows

The demeaning of life.

"Tia Carmen, why do we get old?"

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

Romance

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Death coach..."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Career Progression Ladder

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Women

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'