Mealtime Mischief Appreciator Mugs

'Begging at the table again, eh?'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Babies who Lunch.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'For what we are about to receive...'

'I knew this place wasn't all it was cracked up to be.'

Supper.

Lunch

"Your story would have been better at 2x speed."

"So this is what you do when I pretend to leave, then come back unexpectedly in five minutes."

'The postman woke me up at five this morning... That's the last time I sleep with him.'

"Do you have any idea what you've done? There are twelve hundred bottles of cognac on that ship!"

'My wife always switches the smoke detector off when she cooks.'

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"

"I call it 'action eating'."

'Is your George Henry coming out to plague the neighbours?'

'sunday chorus'