Mealtime Merrymaker Prints

Supper.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Snowman Football Fan.

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Little Piano

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

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How's your midlife crisis going, Al? That turned out to be a false alarm, doctor. Today after a heavy lunch I realized it's just a midriff crisis.

Superman charades

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Merry Christmas!

'We've traced the phone call! It's coming from inside the house!'

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

"This can't be right..."

'For what we are about to receive...'