Meal Time Disciplinarian Pillows

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"You do like octopus?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Michael, do your dinner."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Leaves.

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Woman opens sushi box.

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"No, I said 'sit'."

Catering for a large family.

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Worms."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."