Meal Postponement Specialist Prints

"For what we were about to receive has been postponed."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"He's a fussy eater."

"What's it gonna take for all of us to eat together like a family?"

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'

'You will too eat it!- It took your father three weeks to catch that rhinoceros!'

'You mean, you cooked broccoli on PURPOSE?'

'Then that's one child's plate, one special, and one anything-as-long-as-I-don't-have-to-cook-it.'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

"The usual, he calls it relaxation, I call it rigor mortis."

Will My Kid Eat This?

'He gets a napkin. I don't get a napkin.'

"I haven't change my New Year's resolutions, just the year I'll do them."

'Funny you should say you've given up finishing your kids' food off - I've resolved to live entirely off what mine leave.'

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

'This is a very thought provoking program. The thought it's provoking is: Why am I watching this garbage?'

'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'

'When are you going to cook dinner, it's almost time for breakfast?'

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'