Meal-time Manager Prints

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"

"You do like octopus?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"You keep impeccable time."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"Michael, do your dinner."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

Catering for a large family.

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

"If you know what you want, please say so now, otherwise listen carefully, because the menu option have changed."

Woman opens sushi box.

'I've got a tight schedule.'

Grandchildren's Menu: Whatever's on your plate and no funny business

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

Survival of the Foodiest

"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'How should I know what it is, I'm just the person who cooks things!'

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'This plate is wet.'

"Wake up late this morning?"

'Is this the remains of last Sunday's beef roast, or something left over from the dawn of creation?'

'Just as I suspected - cheating on our diet!'