Meal Inventor Mugs

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"We're making progress."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

Mother made everything from scratch.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"You don't use a cookbook, Tia Carmen?"

Five seconds before the first turducken.

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."