Mayor Prints

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

Milk carton reads: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'm the man you thought you elected to office

'Whittington at Highgate'

"How dare you liken me to an Evening Standard journalist?"

A Pickpocket Is Arrested.

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

Twin Towns/Cloning

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'

"You have to straighten up and do well in school, or you'll end up on the streets or as the mayor or Toronto."

'The Mayor gave me the security key to the city.'

"The system is broken..."

"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."

'I'm the mayor-...quit telling people I'm doing community service!'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

A mayor in full regalia atop a step ladder.

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

'But aren't you afraid that if you promote driverless trains people may also want mayorless cities?'

"I assume it's a different Rudy."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'Oh no! 'Dick' Twittington is standing for mayor.'

Bill de Blasio

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

With the upgrade to keyless entry, the mayor presented Donovan with the touchpad code to the city.

Mayor and his wife

Dear Mayor! Your city is being considered as the site for a street-people convention! If you prefer that we go to Miami instead, please mail $50,000 to the address below!

Ken Livingstone