Mayor Prints

"Your heart won't tolerate any more town-hall meetings."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Milk carton reads: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'm the man you thought you elected to office

Twin Towns/Cloning

"When the mayor closes a zoo, the animals have to go somewhere, Martha."

'Whittington at Highgate'

A Pickpocket Is Arrested.

"The system is broken..."

"How dare you liken me to an Evening Standard journalist?"

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

Rudy Giuliani

'The Mayor gave me the security key to the city.'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.

'It's a foreclosure notice on Manhattan, Mr. Mayor. It seems that Peter Stuyvesant failed to deliver on some of the barter goods that he promised.'

"You have to straighten up and do well in school, or you'll end up on the streets or as the mayor or Toronto."

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

As mayor, I'd like everyone to know my door is always open. My first order of business is to address the vandalism problem.

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'

Dear Mayor! Your city is being considered as the site for a street-people convention! If you prefer that we go to Miami instead, please mail $50,000 to the address below!

Fiorello LaGuardia

Ken Livingstone

"When I return to public office, some people had better watch out."

'Oh no! 'Dick' Twittington is standing for mayor.'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I assume it's a different Rudy."

'But aren't you afraid that if you promote driverless trains people may also want mayorless cities?'

'Organised crime taking over city says mayor'

'You can't tell me that new Lord Mayor isn't pro Europe...'

A mayor in full regalia atop a step ladder.

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

'I'm the mayor-...quit telling people I'm doing community service!'