City Officials Prints

Parking Placards

Amazon.com is Playing a Sick Race-to-the-Bottom Game

Amazon.com is Playing a Sick Race-to-the-Bottom Game

Messing Up My Metrics

"It says here that the canyons resulted from decades of inclement weather, neglect, and mismanaged city budgets."

'We have to get permission from the city if you want your ashes scattered over the city dump.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

They're Not Just That Into It

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

Stockwell's day

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

Giving Up a Little Privacy

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

Who blames who in health Insurance problems