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Repent World Ends Tomorrow.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Santa does a keg stand.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Nostradamus.

Weather forecast.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Recycled Flake

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Happy New Year!'

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

Top Hat

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Happy New Year!

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.

Dinosaur balloon

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

'Tom insists on getting all the relatives together at Christmas.'

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

'We've certainly come a long way from just a twenty per cent chance of precipitation in the form of snow.'

'So much for the New Year resolution...'

Man in kilt with a balloon.