Maverick Of Money Pillows

"The government wants us to wear these bonus hazard suits."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

Snowing Money.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

The Speculators

'Wait a minute....!

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

Breaking Through

'The big bang theory of creation.'