Mature Personality Appreciator Mugs

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Wagging Dog

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Old Tortoise

Flatware Follies.

This whisky is 20 years old!

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"I've finally got my head together."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"It's just another birthday. . ."

Quasimodo Zit.

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Santa gets away with it because it shakes like a bowl full of jelly, not beer."

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Fifty

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

True Modesty.

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'God knows where you libido went!'

Pigtail Picture

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.