Mathematics Prints

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'Huh! If only it were that simple.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'

'I forgot the question.'

'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

Astrophysics made simple.

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

People who understand Venn diagrams

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'This must be Fibonacci's.'

"But enough about this for a while, gentlemen. Let's talk about real estate."

"A billion is a thousand million? Why wasn't I informed of this?"

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

'How do you want it - the crystal mumbo jumbo or the statistical probability?'

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

"What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong,"

Man confusing man using statistics.

'But then again...we could be wrong.'

'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'

'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

'So, for every day that your math grade stays below a B, your father will post a video of himself on YouTube.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

"Look, we've got to improve our voter-tracking algorithms if we want to make more accurate wild-ass guesses."

Mathematician Food Fights.

'Hey, it's helped me get this video game generation interested in math...'

'If the total is wrong, is the whole thing wrong?'

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

'Say, Euclid, how do we get to the Acropolis?'

Professor treating acronyms like formulae.

'Depends on how many people in the yard.'