Algebra Prints

Professor Herman paused when he heard that unmistakable thud - another brain had imploded.

Confusing equations.

"People have been doing algebra for hundreds of years, and 'X' is still unknown?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"X is unknown? -- Even to somebody with all your education?"

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"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Can somebody please find Y?'

'I realize that algebra is greek to you but that does not count as a foreign language credit.'

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

'Can you use this dolly to show us what was done to you by the variable exponent?'

'Amazingly that's my lucky number!'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

"I wish you would stop doing that. . . changing the subject."

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

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"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Still have not found an occasion to solve for n

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

"I hope there won't be any numbers in my English class, or else I'm really going to be confused."

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"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

First period algebra

Welcome to algebra. As freshmen, you are the unknown variable X. After 32 years, I ask myself Y?

Math Dreams

The Mathematical Genie: "You get the square root of nine wishes."

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

Maths equation for a cube.

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.