Mathematics Buff T-Shirts

"A centipede! Oh yeah! Well, MY daddy is a millipede, so he's ten times better than YOUR daddy!"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Pi Ala Mode.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'Maths is fun!'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'190 divided by two...'

When Cells Divide

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."